Lorelei ([info]loreleif) wrote,
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Current mood: silly
Current music:INXS, "Johnsons Aeroplane" (Audio Paragon Pure Obscure Radio)

Remember the Inappropriate Elf Challenge?
Well, [info]cesperanza wasn't around for this one; I take full blame. Same idea, different... um... idea.

I want inappropriate crossovers.

Got an idea of two things that should never, ever be crossed? Write it! A drabble, a 500-word snippet, (heck, an epic, if you're into those things, I suppose), anything. Post it here in comments. Buffy/Star Wars! Due South/Miami Vice! War of the Worlds/boyband fic! Apocalypse Now/It's a Wonderful Life! Sharpe/anything by a Bronte sister! The only caveat is: don't write anything that you've seen done before, unless you can do it brilliantly better.

Okay, who's with me?


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[info]elke_tanzer
2003-04-10 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Oh, hell, why not, I'm in. What's the deadline?

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[info]loreleif
2003-04-11 07:13 am UTC (link)
Deadline? What's that?

-shrug- I figure, if folks start writing them, I'll see how it goes, and announce a closing when I start to either feel overwhelmed at the volume or get depressed at the lack of it. These aren't meant to take tons of thought, though. Unless you want to!

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(no subject) - [info]giglet, 2003-04-11 01:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loreleif, 2003-04-11 01:32 pm UTC

[info]cereta
2003-04-11 07:43 am UTC (link)
I hate you. I really do. Because I have an idea, dammit, and now I'm going to have to figure out Sorkin-speak. Not to mention I specifically told people not to do this sort of thing.

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[info]loreleif
2003-04-11 08:15 am UTC (link)
ROTFL! Hey, if we can have Sorkin elves, I want my insane crossovers!

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[info]zortified
2003-04-11 08:47 am UTC (link)
See, now that I read that Commandments list, I want to write a bunch of crossovers. Possibly eleven - one for each commandment, and one for all of the together.

:-)

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[info]amchau
2003-04-11 09:51 am UTC (link)
I am! Buffy/M*A*S*H, involving Hawkeye/Clem. Crazy enough?

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[info]loreleif
2003-04-11 09:58 am UTC (link)
Sure! Go write it!

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[info]sophiap
2003-04-11 09:57 am UTC (link)
Hmm. This sounds interesting. I've never joined in a LJ challenge before, so I just might have to try this.

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me, me!
[info]valarltd
2003-04-11 01:22 pm UTC (link)
I'm in, I'm in.
Not sure what fandoms i'm doing, but I'm in!

::Ponders how to dump the Simon brothers on Xena...::


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-BOGGLE-
[info]loreleif
2003-04-11 08:32 pm UTC (link)
That, I've gotta see!

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Okay, I've got one
(Anonymous)
2003-04-11 01:45 pm UTC (link)
Since I appear to be utterly incapable of resisting bizarro challenges like this, here's a CSI story for you (I think it works better not knowing the other fandom going in, but there's a link to the info on the page, for those who like to know upfront).

Inappropriate CSI Crossover (http://trickster.org/arduinna/csix.html)

-- Arduinna

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Re: Okay, I've got one
[info]loreleif
2003-04-11 02:01 pm UTC (link)
ROTFL!

I love it! You're insane!

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Re: Okay, I've got one - (Anonymous), 2003-04-13 01:51 am UTC
Re: Okay, I've got one - [info]loreleif, 2003-04-13 08:18 am UTC
Re: Okay, I've got one - [info]valarltd, 2003-04-11 04:01 pm UTC
Re: Okay, I've got one - (Anonymous), 2003-04-13 01:52 am UTC
Re: Okay, I've got one - [info]rj_anderson, 2003-04-11 07:47 pm UTC
Re: Okay, I've got one - (Anonymous), 2003-04-13 01:53 am UTC
Re: Okay, I've got one - [info]ide_cyan, 2003-04-12 01:05 am UTC
Re: Okay, I've got one - (Anonymous), 2003-04-13 01:57 am UTC
!
[info]basingstoke
2003-04-11 03:08 pm UTC (link)
I posted this yesterday, before I saw this challenge.

Due South/Oz. So not acceptable. *grin*

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Re: !
[info]loreleif
2003-04-11 08:31 pm UTC (link)
You're a truly insane woman. I knew that I liked you.

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[info]rheasilvia
2003-04-11 04:33 pm UTC (link)
I know you only asked for insanity, not insane obscurity, but... I'm seizing the moment. I've had this lying around on my harddrive for years. There are good reasons why I've never done anything with it; I'm probably the only person on earth who's even vaguely amused by it, and I'll be surprised if anyone knows these guys. But, it's a crossover, and it's insane, so there you have it. :-)

Sylvia

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[info]loreleif
2003-04-11 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Whee! Obscure medieval lit crossovers! -bouncing happily- As an Arthurian scholar, I highly approve.

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I love crossovers!
[info]meri_oddities
2003-04-11 06:18 pm UTC (link)
What about all the crossovers I've already written? Do they count?

How about Homicide/The Chief? Can I do that one? It's already half-written. Or Homicide/For the Greater Good (Peter Balliol). Oh, honey, I can think of some really interesting ones. What about Bayliss in Middle Earth? Or Jack from Stargate? He'd love the elves. Could he gate there? :-)

Sorry, I got carried away.

I'll play!

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Re: I love crossovers!
[info]loreleif
2003-04-11 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Whatever you like, dear. -g-

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[info]rj_anderson
2003-04-11 07:54 pm UTC (link)
How did you know I was working on an Alias/Harry Potter crossover?

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[info]loreleif
2003-04-11 08:29 pm UTC (link)
LOL! Go for it.

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The Pirates of Miami Beach
[info]llwyden
2003-04-11 08:55 pm UTC (link)
"Come on, buddy." Crockett manhandled the flamboyantly dressed man towards the waiting squad car.

"You can't do this!" He protested. "We're innocent! Victims of society!"

"Yeah, sure." Tubbs snorted. "I don't think that cruise ship you robbed would agree."

"But, Sonny," he tried pleading, "you were one of us! Remember how fun it was? Come back with me, to the ship!"

"Sorry, pal." Crockett patted him on the shoulder and started walking again.

"Stop!" the lone woman in the group shouted. "You don't know who they are -- they're noblemen!"

"Take it up with the consulate, lady." Crockett told her. He kept going.

His prisoner scowled as he entered the car. "I bet you're not really an orphan, either."

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The Best of Men
[info]llwyden
2003-04-11 09:28 pm UTC (link)
To go with the other "if you can guess this, you read too much medieval lit" entry.


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"What's up, Cap?" Starsky slouched into one of the chairs in front of Captain Dobey's desk, while Hutch sat more properly in the other.

"It's pretty nasty." He pushed the file across his desk; Hutch grabbed it first, and Starsky craned his neck to read over his shoulder. "We're guessing a gang war of some kind -- the muscle staying in the club's been getting picked off at night. The boss blames this guy, so he hires a thug, who --"

"You're kidding." Starsky reached that part of the report at the same time. "Rips off the guy's arm and throws it up on the roof?"

"Where's the rest of the guy?" Hutch wanted to know.

"He hasn't been found yet. That's your job. Check the hospitals, the morgue -- he can't have gotten far. Last known address is his mother's. See what she knows."

"We're on it, Cap." Starsky winked jauntily and Hutch nodded on their way out the door, and Dobey sighed at their antics. Still, he knew he could trust them to get to the bottom of it. They were the best of men.




Is Starsky and Hutch/Beowulf inappropriate enough?

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Re: The Best of Men
[info]valarltd
2003-04-12 08:50 am UTC (link)
Laughing muy butt off here.

"Last known address was his mother's."

Good thing I wasn't drinking when I read that.

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Re: The Best of Men - [info]llwyden, 2003-04-12 06:11 pm UTC
Re: The Best of Men - [info]giglet, 2003-04-12 10:00 am UTC
Re: The Best of Men - [info]llwyden, 2003-04-12 06:10 pm UTC
*sigh*
[info]cereta
2003-04-12 04:56 pm UTC (link)
You guys are really bad influences on me, you know?

Here.

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Bwahaha!
[info]loreleif
2003-04-12 06:09 pm UTC (link)
I love it. I'm so glad to have helped in corrupting you!

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Re: Bwahaha! - [info]cereta, 2003-04-12 06:30 pm UTC
Oh, well, okay.
[info]sanj
2003-04-12 09:57 pm UTC (link)
This one was just kicking around the hard drive anyway. Have fun. :)

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Re: Oh, well, okay.
[info]loreleif
2003-04-13 08:20 am UTC (link)
It's amazing the number of folks who've already written these and just not shared them. Apparently, I'm doing a service to repressed crossover writers. -g-

Very cute. Thanks for sharing!

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[info]naomichana
2003-04-12 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Okay, here. More a concept outline than actual fic.

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[info]loreleif
2003-04-13 08:19 am UTC (link)
God. Wow. That's -- yeah. Wildly inappropriate. -shudder- -scrubbing brain out-

Thank you! I think.

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[info]lynnmonster
2003-04-15 09:22 am UTC (link)
Has ds/HP been done yet? No real HP characters here (except for a passing reference to an unnamed Snape):

Diefenbaker's Secret

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[info]loreleif
2003-04-15 01:42 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Nicely inappropriate, thanks. Nope, I don't think we've had any other HP stories.

You know, that would explain a lot about Fraser...

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More crossovers!
[info]sanj
2003-04-16 11:27 am UTC (link)
Another HP for you, this time crossed with, of all things, American Idol. Here.

Spoilers for books 1-4 of HP, though, if you were trying to avoid them.

And no, I have no idea how it happened either. :)

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Re: More crossovers!
[info]loreleif
2003-04-16 11:40 am UTC (link)
Hee! Thank you kindly, ma'am. Don't worry; no spoilers I hadn't already heard. I am halfway through book two, now, I'm just leaving off reading in favour of writing for a while.

Have fun at the seder!

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I-Man/BtVS/LotR/HP
[info]stormheller
2003-04-16 12:50 pm UTC (link)
My contribution to your excellent challenge.

It's in my lj and if I can figure this out, you can read it... here!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/stormheller/7872.html#cutid1

I hope.
Enjoy?
~ Stormy Stormheller


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Re: I-Man/BtVS/LotR/HP
[info]loreleif
2003-04-19 11:24 am UTC (link)
Um... wow. That's inappropriate, all right! -G- You know, Darien-as-Gollum was so not an image I needed. Thank you, I think!

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[info]sophiap
2003-04-16 05:59 pm UTC (link)
I'm a bit new to the fic community here, and I don't want to commit any kind of faux pas. Would it be wrong to link to a crossover that is a) incomplete, b) posted on ff.net, and c) involves an anime series?

Ta, ever so.

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[info]loreleif
2003-04-16 08:40 pm UTC (link)
To take your questions backwards:

Anime is fine! I think I specifically mentioned we lacked that so far.

Posted on ff.net... eeeehhhhhh... I'd prefer you posted it here, just because I find them a pain, but as other folks have posted links instead of fic, there's no real problem.

Incomplete, though; well, the point of this challenge is to write something new, and to finish it before the end of the month. So unless you just started it and will finish it in the next couple weeks, I'm gonna say no. Sorry! (Which doesn't mean I wouldn't like hearing about it, it just won't count for the challenge.)

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Re: - [info]sophiap, 2003-04-17 02:47 am UTC
More inappropriate crossovers
[info]valarltd
2003-04-17 03:32 pm UTC (link)
I remember Mary a requiem for Mary Sue.

Boys' Night Out Slash night at the Tavern Outside of Time.

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Re: More inappropriate crossovers
[info]loreleif
2003-04-18 10:04 am UTC (link)
Hee! Very cute.

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[info]amchau
2003-05-14 08:10 am UTC (link)
I may yet still write Hawkeye/Clem, but I'm a little stalled; in the meantime, I've dug out, polished, and posted my Star Wars/Buffyverse crossover, Ooops! I Did It Again. Spike/Angel/Han/Luke. I blamed the Bitches at the time.

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